Horse Comedy

Do you have great horse stories, advice, or just love to write?

Cheryle — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 05:19:17 +0000

I am looking for writers and bloggers to post regularly (the more the better!) on each of our blog sites and forum. Some of our sites include:

worldhorseforum.com
horseridinglessonsblog.com
horsecomedy.com
dressagenewsblog.com
eventingnewsblog.com
showjumpingnews.com
hunterandjumpersblog.com
floridahorseshowsblog.com
horsebreedsonlineblog.com
horsedatingsceneblog.com
horsesinthenews.com

We have many other sites that have guest writers and we need different writers and bloggers to be creative no matter what your interest is in horses….we want you! We have big plans and we need people who are passionate about horses and want to get in early.
I am looking for people who will write with personality, humor and provide interesting personal stories, advice, reporting on events both locally and internationally, photos and most importantly building a relationship and evoking responses from readers. Originality is of the upmost importance, no cutting and pasting other people’s work, it must be your own work.
If you are interested please email me at cheryle@bobblesolutions.com to discuss it further.

That’s one weird horse…

Cheryle — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:35:42 +0000

One Horse Powered Car

Cheryle — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:12:35 +0000

Horse Drawn Half-Car: 1 Horsepower

Cheryle — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 13:31:18 +0000

Horse Drawn Half-Car: 1 Horsepower

I Stand Corrected…

Cheryle — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 18:15:46 +0000

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first
says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my
legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and you know, the legs are of
prime importance: no foot, no horse!” The second horse says, “I’ll allow
your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born
with, and I know for a fact that you had thousands of dollars of corrective
work. Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!”
The first horse mulls this for a moment, then says, “You’re right. I stand
corrected…”

Horse-cents

Cheryle — Sat, 04 Aug 2007 19:57:31 +0000

A horse walked into the Ice Cream shop. “I’ll have a chocolate ice cream

cone,” the horse said. The Ice Cream Man, John, gave the horse the cone. The

horse, having a $10 bill in his wallet, gave the money to John. Since John
thought the horse wouldn’t know a thing about money, he gave the horse one
dollar back. “Thanks for coming,” John said to the horse. “We don’t get that
many horses around here!” The horse replied, “Well, it’s no wonder for $9 a
cone!

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Pulling your fair share…

Cheryle — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:14:51 +0000

An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side
of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named
Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out.
So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man’s car bumper. Then he
yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pull.” Benny didn’t move. Then he yelled, “Come on,
pull Ranger.” Still, Benny didn’t move. Then he yelled really loud, “Now
pull, Fred, pull hard.” Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said,
“Okay, Benny, pull.” Benny pulled the car out of the ditch. The man was very
appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the
wrong name three times. The farmer said, “Oh, Benny is blind, and if he
thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn’t even try.”

Near Death Experience

Cheryle — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 23:31:35 +0000

I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day I
went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started
bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was
thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets
caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.
My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow
down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart
manager came and unplugged it. Thank Goodness for heroes!

**Here are some jokes which most horse lovers or owners will appreciate. We
did not write and we do not claim to write any of these jokes. If you are
the author or you know the author, please tell us so that we may properly
credit you or remove it from the page.**

PS2 Horsez

Cheryle — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 15:12:25 +0000

PS2 Horsez

Horse WTF

Cheryle — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 05:08:28 +0000

Horse WTF