Horse Comedy

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first
says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my
legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and you know, the legs are of
prime importance: no foot, no horse!” The second horse says, “I’ll allow
your legs are just a bit better than mine, but mine are the legs I was born
with, and I know for a fact that you had thousands of dollars of corrective
work. Your foals will inherit your natural legs, not your genius farrier!”
The first horse mulls this for a moment, then says, “You’re right. I stand
corrected…”