Horse Comedy

Two show stallions are arguing over who should take best of breed. The first
says, “I’ll grant you are the closest I have ever seen to my equal, but my
legs are just a bit straighter than yours, and you know, the legs are of
prime importance: no foot, no horse!” The second horse says, “I’ll allow
your legs […]

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A horse walked into the Ice Cream shop. “I’ll have a chocolate ice cream
cone,” the horse said. The Ice Cream Man, John, gave the horse the cone. The
horse, having a $10 bill in his wallet, gave the money to John. Since John
thought the horse wouldn’t know a thing about money, he gave the horse one
dollar […]

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An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side
of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named
Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out.
So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man’s car bumper. Then he
yelled, […]

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