Horse Comedy

I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day I
went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started
bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was
thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot gets
caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.
My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow
down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart
manager came and unplugged it. Thank Goodness for heroes!

**Here are some jokes which most horse lovers or owners will appreciate. We
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